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on January 30, 2019

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300 Pound Man Breaks into Burger King, Drinks 40 Gallons of Cooking Oil

Andrew Wankhede broke into a Burger King yesterday at 11:00 PM. When the first employees came in, the found Mr. Wankhede drinking gallon after gallon of vegetable oil. By the time the police arrived, Mr. Wankhede had already drank 40 gallons of oil. Police arrested Mr. Wankhede on charges of breaking and entering as well as "theft". He could face prison time and will pay back the money for the cooking oil.

Man Arrested For Stealing Skittles at Gunpoint

Iku Naku Babu robbed a Seven Eleven convenience store last night at gunpoint. Babu drove a pickup truck through a large glass window before stepping out and waving a gun around the store. Then, he grabbed a single pack of skittles and made his escape. He did not take any money, or anything besides the skittles. Later, police arrested Babu using security footage from the store. He is under charges for armed robbery, but pleaded innocent.

Indian Kid Disowned by Parents for Getting B+ Average

Krish and Krisha Patel are under law investigation for disowning their 11 year old child, Kish Patel, after he recieved a B+ average in school. "He will be a failure. I cannot live with that," Krish Patel said, on the topic of Kish Patel. "The only way is to put our hopes on Krsh Patel, our younger child, to not make the same mistakes as Kish." People worldwide are putting out a petition to help Kish not be disowned by his parents. "It's just an B+," said Rick Rickards, "Its not like he failed." But in the New India community, these grades are not allowed. They are famous for the motto: "Nothing less than 200%". Follow this story with the #KishPatel to find out what happens to Kish Patel.

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